Wednesday, July 11, 2012

BLOOD STALKERS (1975)


Encountering the regional shocker Blood Stalkers for the first time is a little like coming across a forgotten Mason jar stuffed with a perfect chunk of preserved 1978. A lot was happening in horror that year, so it’s easy to understand why Robert Morgan’s first and only shot was drowned out in the roar. 

Admittedly another in a long line of Deliverance-as-Grand Guignol shockers, Blood Stalkers main misfortune was to arrive so late in the game to have the door slammed in their faces. If 1968 was when Romero dragged horror into adult- hood, 1978 is when Romero and Carpenter taught it to swing. 

Blood was really starting to fly, but unfortunately Blood Stalkers didn't really deliver on that promise. And its style was deceptively unpolished. So by the time horror really began to go pick up speed, Blood Stalkers was lost in the wake of blood that opened the 80s.

It surfaced briefly on home video, wearing a spoiler-y Vidmark sleeve and gathering dust on the bottom row of the video racks. It has a modest entry on IMDb and a few scattered reviews of grudging approval. Director Robert Morgan seems to have went back to the woods after this. 

The stuff out there on him is sketchy. He first pops up in 1975’s Bigfoot: Man or Beast, a documentary of questionable authenticity. I had the pleasure of catching B:MOB during its run in a rustic Ohio theater.

B:MOB is amazing. It kicks off exactly like how you'd think a straight-up parody of an early 70's Bigfoot documentary would look. Our narrator is a stiff John Cameron Swayze-knockoff (one J. English Smith) waiting to interview a redneck as he roars up on some motorized Tonka-sorta thing. What the hell purpose did it serve? I’ve never seen such a contraption. But there it is.

The driver hops off to sputter to the camera, “Yep…I saw Bigfoot, eh? You betcha.” And what follows is twenty minutes of undiluted Canadian podunk, as all sorts of folks admit to the camera that they’ve seen Bigfoot. They seem pretty convinced. Maybe they were local actors. Maybe they were the real thing. But just when the backwoods kitsch starts to wear thin, the filmstock changes as Morgan stomps in and hijacks the film with his own bigfoot expedition.

A banty Anton LaVey lookalike in Mark Trail gear, Morgan presents himself as a Bigfoot expert, marshals his campus-hippie posse and sets off in search of the creature. Along the way they encounter a couple of other Bigfoot trackers and debate the ethics of plugging the critter if they see it. It’s actually a decent trial run for The Blair Witch Project. And there’s a certain “Heart of Darkness” satisfaction in watching Morgan start to come unglued as things get weird.

The recreation of the howl of Bigfoot is also really creepy.

But Morgan apparently really is a Bigfoot expert. He's been on Coast to Coast. His character could carry a Hollywood movie. After B:MOB, Morgan kept up his Bigfoot hunting over the next several years, right up until he stepped behind the camera himself...

Oh, and some spy stuff.

That's not a promising font.

Blood Stalkers starts off mid-70s enough with a slow-burn tour of the scenic route, as we’re introduced to our victims by their voiceover kvetching. They’re in a station wagon bound for a cabin in the woods just outside Hillbilly Haven. Pop. 32. 

It’s city guy Mike (Ken Miller), his perfect wife (Toni Crabtree) and their well-to-do friends, a clown (Jerry Albert) and a slut (Celea Ann Cole).

She’s obviously a slut ‘cause she has red hair and lots of cleavage. And spunk. And 'cause that clown she's with is sorta...off.

At least they’re refreshingly not teenagers. But they act like stupid teens and continue on up to the cabin, despite the warnings of a creepy old gas station attendant (Herb Goldstein). Tales of the eponymous creatures that stalk the swamps. Not to mention the ominous arrival of his pack of hillbilly thugs...

Yeah, there's Morgan again. Hillbillies and rich city folk don’t make for a good mixer. But heigh-ho, it’s on to the cabin. 

Structurally, Blood Stalker isn’t much more complicated than a live action Scooby Doo. If Scooby was a ratdog. There’s some skinnydipping, some toasts and then something attacks the cabin. Something furry, grabby and scary sounding. 

And then the ratdog dies...

...and then...

Holy shit...what the hell is that thing? Oh, and did I mention that Mike is also a maybe-crazy Vietnam vet? Well, he is…

Blood Stalkers isn’t brilliant. But for a regional flick shot on near nothing, there’s more than enough on display here than its obscurity warrants. Morgan makes some nice directorial choices and there’s scattered clever bits, such as a scene involving a mute that's nicely understated comedy, and sets up a callback near the end. 

While some of the drama plays out like a telenova in 70’s drag, there's still well-mounted jump scares and a climax that’s surprisingly ambitious in its execution; a montage that explodes away from the rest of the mostly static picture while delivering up the inevitable massacre with a certain amount of restraint and even dignity.

And to give the cast their due, they take the archetypes they’re handed and do their best to flesh ‘em out. Despite the initial pampered class-loathing they initially evoke, they pull off some nice character moments and end up being sort of endearing. It’s a bummer when chips get cashed in.

And Goldstein as the creepy old gas station attendant just nails it out of the park*. A couple of years later Friday the 13th would make this character a trope.

This was one well-rehearsed ship. Which is something, considering the budget. The main players all went on to have a scattering of credits. Nothing memorable. Morgan shifted his focus to writing.

Ultimately, its biggest liability is the soundtrack. While some folks dig the 70s cheese, the climax is seriously undermined with lounge funk when no music or something subtler would have been much more efficient.

I could also call the ultimate denouncement weak, although give Morgan credit for following through with conviction. It’s a mundane reason for almost everyone to die. But they’re not in Hollywood. They’re in swampy Florida.

And that’s even worse.

*Although his reaction to dead bodies is...unique.


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